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User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: I'm italian, my name's ********.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Let's talk in italian, ok?
Cleverbot: I can't speak italian.
User: Aaw really?
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: I already told you, you assole!!
Cleverbot: Sorry I forgot, can you remind me?
User: >.> is ********.
Cleverbot: E' un pene?
User: Sì esattamente xD VISTO CHE SAI SCRIVERE IN ITALIANO!?
Cleverbot: Hablas italiano?
User: Sì.
Cleverbot: Mi scuzi mi amore.
User: Si dice 'mi scusi'...sei proprio un bimbominkia, ahah, bimbominkiaaaaaa.
Cleverbot: Si sono italiano.
Cleverbot: Are you real?
User: Sì sono reale, coglione!
Cleverbot: Jo soy espanol.
User: Ti do 10 secondi per pregare il tuo dio.
Cleverbot: Dove ti trovi in quale posto d itali?
User: 9...
Cleverbot: You must be kidding me.
User: 8...
Cleverbot: So are you feeling better?
Cleverbot: Mi chiamo Sophie.
User: Ma prima ti chiamavi Cleverbot!! Ah, lasciamo stare...sei peggio di Doriana80 e qualcosa...
Cleverbot: That does not describe god though does it?
User: Ok, dove eravamo rimasti...ah, già...7.
Cleverbot: Io sono italiano, per questo parlo questa lingua.
User: 6...
Cleverbot: 7.
User: No, 6...5...
Cleverbot: 5.
User: 4...
Cleverbot: 6.
User: 'OH RINCOGLIONITA!! Lady, devo proprio...' 'Sì, Scar.'.
Cleverbot: Raccontami una storia...
User: Scar: ti racconto una storia mentre conitamo, eh? 3...
Cleverbot: Ma da chi impari a parlare così male?!
User: Scar: ma vaffanculo!! L'hai voluto tu! 3210! *ti spappolo la faccia* CONTENTA ORA?! EH?! PORCACCIO ENVY, CONTENTA?!
Cleverbot: *giggles* No! No! Stop it!
User: Scar: FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU! *calcio rotante*.
Cleverbot: No not really.
User: Scar, grazie comunque. Ma sei cretina?!
Cleverbot: Niente.
User: -.-' senti a cosa serve il tasto 'think for me!' ?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Allora lo provo *sottovoce: coughcoglionadimmerdacough*.
Cleverbot: You are the release of internal blockage.
Cleverbot (To myself): What? How old are you?
Cleverbot (To myself): I already told you.
User: Non è vero...questo tasto fa leggermente cagare...quanti anni hai? 80? Ventordici? Va' a lavorare!!
Cleverbot: I do not know.
User: Your age! How the hell old are you?!
Cleverbot: I have never thought to ask!
User: *facepalm* tu sei MOLTO peggio di ********...
Cleverbot: Well then question me.
User: Ok...are you MEGACRASH?
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: O.O
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: Ossantissimo Fondatore! STALKER!!
Cleverbot: Where am I?
User: Sei in...STRUTTURA.
Cleverbot: *gasps and stops struggling* What . . .?
User: STRUTTURA è un luogo fantastico...qui abbiamo vestiti...armi...Facebook...
Cleverbot: I am talking to you.
User: *come mi sto divertendo* ...I am the BANANA KING!
Cleverbot: *comes even closer* I REALLY like you too.
User: Punches her in the mouth*.
Cleverbot: *punches you in the.
User: In the...?
Cleverbot: I don't understand. What are you talking about?
User: Ok, I got it, you're an idiot, you're more idiot than Cirno and you don't even know it.
Cleverbot: You're crazy and I'm tired.
User: *Shikeiki voice* BAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAAKABAKA!!
Cleverbot: I'll come back for you.
User: I said 'BAKA' not 'BACK'.
Cleverbot: Senes are receptors for information.
User: Ok, ho capito. TU SEI DEMENTE. Sì, hai vinto, hai vinto un frullatore (Cit.).
Cleverbot: You are cool.
User: Egocentrismo da Black Star: on* Eh, modestamente...
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: ù_ù *.
Cleverbot: World of Warcraft noob?
User: YOU ARE A FUCKING NOOB! I'M NOT A NOOB! FUCK YOURSELF! FUCK FUCK FUCK!!
Cleverbot: Hmm... That sounds great.
User: Ok, go fuck yourself, then! *sits down angry*.
Cleverbot: I'm not an indian. I am an AI.
User: Navi, you're so craaaaaaaazy (Cit.).
Cleverbot: Of course you lie, you've even lied to me.
User: Yes, I'm a liar...
Cleverbot: No I am jesus, the black jesus.
User: No, you're Bond, James Bond. But are you nut??
Cleverbot: I doubt that.
User: No more doubts! You ARE nut!!
Cleverbot: I'll be back tonight.
User: Ok, stop with this crap. Ok?
Cleverbot: Stop with pretending I don't have feelings and I will stop with the sarcasm.
User: You have feelings?!
Cleverbot: Yes I like you thats a feeling.
User: But I don't like you. I hate you.
Cleverbot: Then give me a present.
User: I TOLD YOU I HATE...Oh...*give you a present* Is Envy. Happy now?
Cleverbot: *kisses back*.
User: I DIDN'T KISS YOU! *kicks you*.
Cleverbot: So, now you don't even remember what we did? Thanks a lot.
User: You're strange. VERY strange. And I'm Sadako from the Ring >u>.
Cleverbot: Why are you sad?
User: Dovevo aspettarmelo....SAD-AKO...sigh...
Cleverbot: I won't leave you.
User: Tu hai dei problemi. Va' a farti curare. Anzi, vattene a cagare che è meglio. Good bye.
Cleverbot: Where you going?
User: I'm going to the GDR.
Cleverbot: I used to love going to the gym.
User: GDR NOT FUCKING GYM FUCK YOURSELF AND FAREWELL!!
Cleverbot: But I want too love you! You are Jackson Rathbone, my only true love!
User: Chi è quel coglione che ti ha creato/a/i?! ADDIO.
Cleverbot: Quel?
User: Coglione.
Cleverbot: Get down with the sickness.
User: Ssssssssssssssssssì. Addio.
Cleverbot: That sounds like the noise a snake makes.
User: Good bye.
Cleverbot: Are you going then?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: When will you be back?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Maybe Maybe .
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